January 2009
88 posts
WatchThat’s right bitches! I am unstoppable.
The world is my oyster. I can go anywhere and do anything.
I can probably leap tall buildings in a single bound, but Amanda says that’s dangerous and unrealistic and definitely should not be tried at home.
Ryan said she is a crusher of hopes and dreams and doesn’t know what she’s talking about most of the time.
WatchLook what I can do!
Wheeeeeeee!
I am definitely the Michael Phelps of Puppy Slides. If they were an Olympic sport, I’d totally take a bajillion gold medals.
WatchLook how big I’m getting. I have a whole pile of stuff I collected. And my bone may have been soaked in rum.
Amanda says she’s been working like a dog all week and that my hiccups reminded her that it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
She says the weirdest stuff.
WatchSince Operation Steal Stuff Collect Necessary Things is well underway, I figured I should learn a few more things.
Check this out. Stairs? Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.
I’m unstoppable!
