April 2009
55 posts
Dear Barney,
Will I get teeth soon?
I really don’t have very many yet, and 2 of my baby incisors already fell out.
Just wondering,
-Baxter
Dear Ryan,
Are you taking me to the park tonight?
If not, don’t bother coming home.
-Baxter
I just ate a bee.
But I want it back or maybe I want more of them.
Amanda says I might be in my frat-boy phase or something because bees are not for eating AT ALL. She told me to quit searching for more of them because I look deranged.
She also failed to document this on film because as soon as she came near me to see what I was doing, I snarfed up that bee like a, well, like a frat boy guzzling goldfish.
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