September 2009
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Pet names for pets!
I’m getting older and all and it seems like all the cool kids have fancy pants nicknames. I’m gonna throw a few out there. If you don’t like ‘em, throw ‘em right back!
It is 42 degrees out and Ryan just jumped in the...
[amanda’s blackberry]
Dear Amanda,
Where are you? I’m bored out of my mind here. I don’t even know why you went out job hunting, you already have a job. Your job is to stay home with me all day and take me to the park. I thought I had set pretty clear expectations on this, but clearly I was wrong. This is not going to look good for you at your next performance review.
I may be willing to overlook...
The other day Amanda left the garage door open, so naturally I went in.
She has that place crammed full, so I decided I’d clean out some space and bring some of the fun stuff into the yard. I mean, there’s practically nothing in the yard except for a fire pit and a sheep!
Did you know that brooms are pretty awesome? It’s so fun!
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