April 2010
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Srsly?
Amanda has been tromping around the house with dog poo all up in her ugg slipper sole for HOURS. She might have even sat on her foot, thus mushing it into her jeans and desk chair. Why am I the one in trouble here?  She’s the one with the faulty nose. For the record, she wore her slippers into the yard.  It is an unnecessary detail to state that she was chasing me to retrieve items for...
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Dear Amanda,
It is currently 71 degrees and sunny.  You have the day off from work.  Why am I sitting at home in my crate exactly?  This is some real grade A bologna! It is your responsibility as my owner to take me to the park.  Not doing so would be a breach of contract, and unfortunately I would need to turn the matter over to my attorney.  I really don’t want things to come to this, but you’re...
Apr 2nd
Tibetan Terrier Thursday
What??  Tibetan Terrier open house?  This never happens on my walks… scenes-from-my-hood: listen, neighbors if you put up a sign that says “hey animal lovers, we have tibetan terrier puppies available for adoption—open house now!” I AM GOING TO GO INTO YOUR PUPPY OPEN HOUSE. i am going to cuddle on a variety of your teeny tiny puppies. i am not going to feel awkward about it at all.
Apr 2nd
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