June 2010
57 posts
About Today...
At first Amanda was all worky work, chores chores, and paying no attention to me, and I was all:
And then I heard her on the phone with Miss Lynda asking what time she should drop me off and could I possibly have a mohawk and I was like:
And then I was reading her IM’s when she was cleaning up the cat pee from on the spare bed—yes, you read that right…we’ve covered...
I'm a swimmer!
A real life, boat jumpin’ swimmer!
Video to follow.
WatchYou guys remember my friend Baby Dexter?
He is a funny little dude. Watch him, I’ve been giving him lessons in cute.
Seriously. He learned all this material from me.
In case you are unfamiliar, this is the Moe’s he’s talking about.
DIY Doggy 'Do
Make sure to note that there’s only one “o” in that ‘do, as in hairdo. Two “o’s” is something completely different and that’s just gross.
Anyway, you all know I’ve been all but abandoned by Amanda and Ryan, and even though I pretend to hate it, grooming is essential to maintaining my cute.
I think I’ve got to attempt some personal...
DIY Doggy 'Do: Part 2
This technique is really good for the hard to reach spots on your back.
Be sure the brush is pins up, and start wiggling!
Ooooh brush. You’re a wiley one. See how it flipped over?
It can’t handle my brushing moxy.
A quick adjustment and I’m back on track.
Notice the precision form of my legs? I’m a total 10.
Ahhhhh yes. I am going to look good. Really Really...
DIY Doggy 'Do: Part 3
Whew! This is getting exhausting, but I’ve got to tackle the belly.
It’s gonna be tricky, but can do it!
OK. I’m in position and I just need to nab this tricky brush…
Whew! I’ve got a solid grip. We’re in business.
And now this part is cake. I like to call this the otter technique. It’s really effective.
