The Daily Baxter

Get a load of these weirdos.  I hear that they’re ponies.

What the hell does a pony do?  They look lame, smell pretty bad, and there’s signs up about how they can’t be petted because they’re resting.

What?!  Since when is being pet a strenuous activity.

I vote nay on further meetups with ponies.

Also, I’ll bet ponies are too dumb to get that awesome pun.