The Daily Baxter

Two things happened at the park today.

1. On the way in, I slipped and fell into dog poo.  It was all over my back and I cried about it and pitched a fit and told Amanda to fix-it-right-now!
2. I found a hermit crab in the river.  It was a real asshole for being so small.

That is all I’d like to say about both of those things.

Let’s never mention them again, shall we?

So glad that’s all over.