The Daily Baxter

All I wanted to do was was cozy up with a little Netflix and possibly have some ice cream.

But noooo…Amanda and Ryan were all “It’s fall!  Let’s have fun!  We’re doing things!” 

And you know what? None of those things were that great:

• ZooBrew: Fawning over animals in a place I’m not even allowed to go? Fail.
• Post ‘Brew Bonfire: It was OK, but I totally got pizza blocked and s’more blocked and told to quiet down way too much for it to be considered a good time.
• Bathtime: Oh sure. I love drowning attempts and confinement on a Saturday AM.  NOT. I rolled on the couch real good to get back at them (see above).
• Dexter’s Bday Party: I was not invited. Hrmph. I probably didn’t want to go to a party where I wasn’t the center of attention anyway.  Even if they did have a bounce house.
• Cookie Baking: If I can’t have any samples, why even bother? Put down the Kitchenaid and play with me!
• Cocktails with old friends: So you had a drink with people you haven’t seen in 10 years. Sounds riveting. If you’re into dinosaurs.
• Birthday Bonfire: This would have been more fun if I didn’t have to listen to constant complaints about how I smelled like chicken poop afterward. You eat chickens, I eat chicken poop.  What’s the big deal?
• Marathoning:  Seemed fun, but I couldn’t tell what they were all chasing, AND I wasn’t allowed to join in. Whatever. I’d have beat them all.
• Post Marathon Party: NOT. INVITED. AGAIN.  Seriously.  What do I have to do to get on the good lists.  I need better PR.
• Jack and Bobby: Finally settled in for that Netflix action. Amanda says she really likes it, but I didn’t see one single dog.  I don’t know if I can endorse such blatant discrimination in casting.

And there you have it!  What I did and did not do this weekend (aka why I didn’t blog for 3 days).