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May 26, 2009 5:42pm
Park Perfected Move #2:  Hungry Like A Wolf Employ this approach whenever you feel like you deserve something extra, say…the treats that some park patron besides Ryan and Amanda has in her pocket.  Hunt your prey carefully and focus on looking as haggard and starved as possible.  Loping like a wolf helps too. If Amanda and Ryan are nearby shaking the whole baggie of hotdogs designated for you, just ignore them.  Noone really knows that they brought you and if you look hungry and forlorn enough they’ll give you everything they’ve got. Yum.

Park Perfected Move #2:  Hungry Like A Wolf

Employ this approach whenever you feel like you deserve something extra, say…the treats that some park patron besides Ryan and Amanda has in her pocket.  Hunt your prey carefully and focus on looking as haggard and starved as possible.  Loping like a wolf helps too.

If Amanda and Ryan are nearby shaking the whole baggie of hotdogs designated for you, just ignore them.  Noone really knows that they brought you and if you look hungry and forlorn enough they’ll give you everything they’ve got.

Yum.
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