The Daily Baxter

Yeah yeah.  I’m still here.

Things get a bit off track when Amanda goes to Florida.  I’m not really interested in why, but if she can’t keep up her duties as my personal scribe, I might have to let her go.  In this economy you can’t afford to be slacking!

Anyway, even though she hasn’t been posting, I’ve been making sure Amanda is focusing on my needs:

• I graduated puppy class.  So what if it was the second time around.  I owned that classroom and they’re begging me to sign up for the advanced class.
• I ordered some new supplies like boat boots and educational toys.  If you have to ask why I chose this site to order from, you might need more than educational toys.  Get a lobotomy and check back with me.
• I’m working on an appointment for my first haircut.  Amanda is voting for a shorter, youthful look; Ryan is voting for something edgier like a mohawk or a moustache.
• I’m signing up for day camp.  As I understand it, I’ll get to do whatever I want without Amanda and Ryan and their boring rules.
• I got some new food and it is goddamn delish.  Lifesource bits?  They’re basically crack laced with crystal meth.  It doesn’t specify that on the ingredient list, but I know it’s in there.
• I had Amanda spy on some Canine Good Citizen testing. According to her intel, I’ll be able to snag that certification in 2 shakes of a lamb’s tail.  I can see it now:  Baxter Bartleby Andreotta Cherre, CGC.  I’ll totally demand a raise.

Pretty fun stuff.  Admit it, you all are jealous of my social ongoings.  I know you are.