The Daily Baxter

Oh crap.  I’ve been caught blue footed.

I thought about blaming the laser cats, but Amanda caught me in the act before I could build my alibi.

I chewed up a pen.  So what?

Who hasn’t?

I think it makes me look cool and artsy.

Regarding the carpet? You hate it anyway—just get a new one.

And as a word to the wise? Despite their appearance, pens are not blueberry flavored.  Ick.