The Daily Baxter

You want to meet my new friend?

At first I was intimidated by his washboard abs and his taunting sneer.  I’ll admit it, I judged him.  I assumed based on his looks he was from the Jersey Shore.

But you know what?  I was wrong!

Those aren’t abs—they’re squeakers! EIGHT BEAUTEOUS SQUEAKERS IN ONE TOY!!

Game changing, I tell you.

And in the spirit of gaming and fall and football and americana, I have named him OchoSqueako.

Now do your part and give him a good toss.

Seriously.

I’m not standing here for my health.