The Daily Baxter

People have the most boring jobs ever.

I just don’t get it.  What’s the big urgency with dialing the phone?  Or clackety clacking your keyboard?  Newsflash folks: Neither of those things ever put up a chase!

I mean, really.  The phone rings and Amanda runs.  Why?  Where is the phone going?  It never even moves!

Can you imagine if she had to chase rabbits, squirrels, birds and constantly patrol the yard?  She can’t even keep the laser cats in line and they’re trapped inside.

Don’t even get me started on how the box bringers ring the doorbell and even open the doors and she doesn’t even bat an eye.  Hello!?!  There are live intruders!  Do something!

Sheesh.