The Daily Baxter

Yesterday I got to go to the park early.  It wasn’t so much fun.

There were weird scary noises, and monsters splashing in the river, and some lady hit me and yelled!

Amanda said the noises were frogs and that they’re not scary at all.  She also claims that I kicked some rocks into the river and caused the splashes, not monsters.

I heard her tell Ryan that only crazy dog hating ladies go to the park that early and that we would never do that again.

That’s a relief.