The Daily Baxter

I know I can be a bit of a scamp and sometimes my sarcasm is so thick that you could chew it, but on this holiday I’d like to offer a list of thanks.

Things I am thankful for, by Sir Baxter Bartelby Andreotta Cherre:

1. I am thankful that I am spoiled.
2. I am thankful that the world revolves around me
3. I am thankful for no less than 4 different treat options on any given day
4. I am thankful that I have at least 50 more toys than baby Rusty
5. I am thankful that I am smarter, better, faster, and stronger than the laser cats
6. I am thankful that all your turkey and stuffing and gravy are belong to me (keep the salad, thx)
7. I am thankful that I really don’t have do charade as a guard dog
8. I am thankful for sleeping 12 hours and then napping for 8 more

Whew.  I sure am glad I got that off my chest.

Try not to weep as you read it.

Heartfelt always makes me cry a little.