The Daily Baxter

OMG!  My carrot!  My poor, poor carrot!  Nooooooooooo.  I just got the following news article:

PFC Peter Raschella was recently awarded the coveted Carrot Commendation.  PFC Peter exhibited extreme bravery while protecting Camillus, and more specifically Pinewood Drive, from the vicious villain known as “Carrot”  PFC Peter received this award from his Daddy,  Cpl. James Raschella who recently returned from Iraq and in a recent interview stated “I only wish PFC Peter was with me over there, I could have used a good scorpion scout”.   A small reception was held immediately following the ceremony, with a main course of Carrot Salad.

Carrot didn’t deserve this.  There has to be some kind of mistake!