The Daily Baxter

Let me explain this one to you.

First, they stuffed me into a giant stocking.  They were snickering like crazed hyenas the whole time.  I tried to fight, but they ganged up on me.  They said it would be a creative Christmas card.  And funny too!

Oh really.

I’ve got my own concept.  It’s Lou Ferrigno inspired.

Get it? I’m bursting at the seams with holiday cheer.

I might have looked like I was sleeping last year, but I was assessing the structural integrity of that thing the whole time.

Who’s snickering now, suckers!