The Daily Baxter

I am clearly hard at work.

Amanda said all the tree skirts in the universe were ugly or expensive (or ugly and expensive) so she trotted off to JoAnn’s with her coupons and came back with a bunch of taffeta.

Yeah.  I know allllllll about taffeta.  Don’t tell me it’s girly, either.  Tell me what lady doesn’t love a fancy pants fashion designer. 

Know your fabrics, gentlemen.  Or prepare to lose your lady to me.

Look into my eyes.  See how they look a touch crazed?  It’s probably because I’m crazy in love with your lady.

Or cookies.

Whatever.