The Daily Baxter

We interrupt Baxter’s usual posts with this special message from Dante: 

I laugh at the cleanliness and dryness of this abode.

I am going to cover everything, and everyone, in this house with a layer of slobber.

Quit looking so sad Miss Dixie—you’re no slouch in the slobber department.

-Dante

Harumph.  I suppose since his dad abandoned him and went to Florida for the holidays I’ll try and be nice.  And to be fair, he wasn’t so bad.  I might have even played with him.

Maybe.