The Daily Baxter

Your need to move all the things in the house to different spots and the parade of evil suck monsters and smelly sprays and scrubbers is just plain perplexing.

Why is it better if the shoes are taken upstairs when you’re only going to bring them back downstairs and walk out the very door you moved them away from?

Why is the house better when you mask all of its good smells with nasty chemicals and sponges I’m not allowed to eat?

Me and my new haircut think you’d feel much more productive if you took us to the park instead.

Don’t think about it, just do it.