See how weird they are? The hissing and the constant licking of themselves and pooping in a box and general prissiness are super irritating, but check this out.
GREEN EYES! He’s about to shoot lasers at me and clearly requires a firm shaking to make him stop.
They very rarely shoot lasers in front of Amanda and Ryan, so they mostly think I chase them for no reason. It’s a good thing I’m around to keep those 2 in line.
Amanda says forget the green eyes, people are really going to be more curious as to why there are socks on the dining room table. I plead the 5th.